I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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