i just google imaged poop.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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