Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
