I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
i think my cat just said my name.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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