I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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