May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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