the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
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