Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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