everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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