omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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