You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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