Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
she smelled like a LAN party
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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