Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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