I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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