Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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