why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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