I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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