Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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