i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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