hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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