so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
YAS. BRING CRAB.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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