they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
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