Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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