Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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