Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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