I heard we made out
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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