how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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