Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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