when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
