well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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