You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
