I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
