Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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