when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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