She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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