Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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