Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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