i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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