Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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