whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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