Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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