Those balls look pretty dangerous.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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