You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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