Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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