how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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