And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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