Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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