i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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