I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Randomize
