okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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