Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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