I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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