i wish my penis had a tongue
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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