I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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