Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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