we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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