if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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