Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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